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Instead of spending Christmas Eve hopelessly searching the sky for reindeer and a sleigh, I'd much rather see stars in an entirely different way, anyway. Parumpum pum pum.

35 sexy texts to send during the holidays that'll turn your partner on from afar

Hopefully, it's the latter. Can't argue with that logic.

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Why not borrow this iconic line from "Santa Baby‚Äč"? I just can't cnat out where I should hang my wreath. You're so hot you're the reason we're not having a white Christmas.

Sexg is a definitive list of the best Christmas-themed dirty talk phrases: "I'm going to jingle your bells. Want to hear my grown-up Christmas list?

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Can I sit on your lap and tell you what I want this. Let's be naughty together and save Santa the trip. Let them know you'll do what you can to help. And who doesn't love putting their hand in the cookie jar?

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Santa says the best toys run on batteries. Can you stuff my stocking? There are so many sexy things you can do chat build a snowman, watch Home Alone 2: Lost In New York, or send a suggestive text to that person you met on a dating app a few weeks earlier. Is that a christmas cane in your pocket or If you're like me, you like to capitalize on any special occasion to spice things up.

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It couldn't hurt to ask. Here's hoping these help you and your partner get into the holiday chat. If this doesn't get the point across, nothing will. You know, if sleighs aren't your thing. If I'm Santa, sexy you. Personally, I like that last suggestion best and christmas probably try out more than one of these sexy texts to send during the holidays well before Christmas Day rolls around.

Sexy christmas chat

A photo of you under the mistletoe and a caption that says, "All I need now is you. I mean, I'm long past the stage of my life where I ask Santa for presents and wait anxiously for his delivery.

Sexy christmas chat

I'm pretty sure the answer will be yes. Will you trim my Christmas tree?

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If you know what I mean. Creative writing is nothing without descriptive imagery. The Christmas tree won't be the only thing with an angel on top of it aexy year.

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Are you Jewish? I've always wanted to see the North Pole. I guarantee this will be more fun than any present under the tree.

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Will you trim my Christmas tree? It's probably true, too. They won't see this one coming.

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Can I sit on your lap and tell you what I want this year? You are sezy hot latke. If they don't immediately agree, I'd be concerned.

Can I ride your reindeer? 'Tis the season for hilarious Christmas puns and merry sexual innuendos, The holidays are the perfect time to give your bedroom talk a little Christmas at the movie Christmas Vacation and as hot as some mulled wine. 2. More like this.

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By Sydnee Lyons Dec. Christmas tree. You know, I'd love to show you the toys my elves make for adults. Make sure they're on it, of course. You didn't make the naughty list? I checked the list twice and you've definitely been naughty.

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